In His Own Words
About Him
[Insert favourite lie/vain/misguided comment here]
I don't really subscribe to convention. With that said, I do follow the obvious stuff like movies, music, books ( that being wayyy too post 2000 ).
Say one thing, be judged on another .... is imagination just the mind having fun....?
We're all [removed] up in our own way, y'know, but we're all doing it together. We're freestylin' on the buckle wheel of life, trapped in a world of internal dialogue. Like Bill Hicks said: 'It's an insane world, but I'm proud to be part of it.'"
I'm not going to spew out a whole diatribe of why you should get to know me, text is so one dimentional, I know I'm a limited edition, just like everyone else .... so let's talk, meet and see if there's chemistry....
I'm not going to pretend that I am something that I'm not .... I want you to despise me for who I truly am :)
Ok ok all jokes aside, I love joking and being happy, the profile is just to scare away odd people pssssst! don't tell anyone :)
p.s. If you have issues, skeletons, mass graves .... please stay the hell away from me, I don't want to waste your time nor mine .....
About His Ideal Match
What can one really ask for? It's like trying to order perfume online .... utterly pointless .... Back to the harsh realities of life .... you should have moved past the white picket fences illusion ..... Not give me the idea that if I put a piece of coal somewhere, that I'll get a diamond in a week's time .... basically not be uptight, a corporate cliche .... I've found that alot of people on here are so dull and lackluster if they don't get a drink in .... which is abit silly and sad.
I'd love it if you had a mind like a diamond .... i.e. multifaceted....
I need mental stimulation, and currently i'm thinking friends would be a good start and seeing where that leads....?
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Centurion (Somewhere), Gauteng, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
46 | |
Star Sign: |
Gemini | |
Height: |
178cm (5' 10.1") | |
Body Type: |
Stocky | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye Colour: |
Blue-Green | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
Afrikaans | |
Other Languages: |
English | |
Religion: |
Christian / Protestant | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
No | |
Want Children: |
Maybe | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Regular | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
High / secondary school | |
Occupation: |
Technical / Science / Engineering | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Gauteng, South Africa | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
28 - 49 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
160cm (5' 3.0") - 179cm (5' 10.5") | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Moderately important | ||
Ethnicity: |
Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Occasional; Regular; Heavy | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I sometimes wear glasses |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body Hair: |
Light |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party Behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality Traits: |
Funny; Intelligent; Sarcastic; Shy; Silly |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour |
Fashion Sense: |
Urban (My style is fresh from the city streets) |
Favourite Clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Favourite Colour: |
Blue |
Date Activities: |
A movie; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks |
Music Preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Electronic Dance Music; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Jazz; Muzak; New Age; Punk; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; Rock |
Reading: |
I love it |
Books: |
Fantasy; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology |
TV Habits: |
I don't have a TV |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Nature / Wildlife; Sci-Fi |
Movie Frequency: |
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online. |
Movie Preferences: |
Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns |
Interests: |
Computer & video games; Computer programming; Reading; Surfing the Internet |
Sport Involvement: |
Watching from the sidelines |
Sports: |
Squash |
Cooking: |
I cook rather than starve |
Food: |
Doesn't matter |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Go with the flow |
Time at Work: |
I always put in overtime |
Pastimes of choice: |
Socialising with friends |
Time Online: |
I'm online more than I'm offline |
Take Drugs: |
Not any more |
Family Size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family Closeness: |
I don't speak to my family |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Dog(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s); Fish; Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Sarcasm |
Turn-offs: |
Power |
Work Aspirations: |
Work fewer hours |
Religious Attendance: |
Rarely |
Dream Home: |
Cabin in the mountains |
Politics: |
Conservative |
Retirement Plans: |
Sailing the seven seas |
Feelings about using DatingBuzz Middle East: |
Jaded |
Honesty: |
Extremely |